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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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