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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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