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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Akiva Lane
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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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