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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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