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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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