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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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