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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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