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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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