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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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