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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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