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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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