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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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