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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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