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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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