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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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