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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students standing on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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