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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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