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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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