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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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