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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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