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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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