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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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