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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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