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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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