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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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