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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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It escapes me.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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