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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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