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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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