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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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