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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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