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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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