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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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