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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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