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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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