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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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