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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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