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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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