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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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