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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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