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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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A square not.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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