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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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