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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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