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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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