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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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