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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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