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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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