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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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