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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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