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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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