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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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