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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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