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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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