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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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