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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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