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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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