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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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