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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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