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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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