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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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