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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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