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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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