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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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