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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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