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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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