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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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A tripod.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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