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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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