Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

2300
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

522
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

125
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

843
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

2913
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

1680
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

617
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

2020
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

707
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

1451
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

2494