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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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