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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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