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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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