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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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