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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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