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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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