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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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