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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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