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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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