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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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