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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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