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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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