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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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