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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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