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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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