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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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