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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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