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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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