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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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