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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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